How long will my order take?

Usually 2–5 business days to make, then about 3–4 business days to ship within the US. Most orders arrive in about 5–9 business days.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is calculated at checkout, so you’ll see the exact cost before you pay.

Do you ship outside the US?

Not yet! US only for now.

Can I return or exchange something?

If your order arrived damaged, misprinted or wrong, or never arrived, we’ll reprint it or refund it for free. Just reach out on our Contact page within 30 days of delivery with a photo. Because everything is made to order, we can’t accept returns for size, color or change of mind. See Returns & Refunds for details.

What sizes do the shirts come in?

Each product page has a size chart.

Can I cancel my order?

Contact us right away. We can cancel anything not yet in production.

Why “clanker”?

It’s internet slang for robots. Plenty of people use it as an insult; we’d rather use it with a hug.

Is this political?

Nope. We’re a humor brand about being kind to the machines in your life and the humans next to them. Good vibes for all.

Are your designs made with AI?

Some of our artwork and videos start with AI tools, and every design is picked, edited and approved by a human. We label AI-made content on social media.

How do I contact you?

Use the form on our Contact page. A real human answers, usually within 24 hours on business days.