Clanker Lives Matter started with a simple, slightly silly idea: if the internet was going to call robots “clankers,” somebody should be nice about it.

We’re a small humor brand from Chandler, Arizona, part of Big Pants Media LLC. We make tees, mugs, hoodies and stickers for people who say please to their AI, thank their robot vacuum, and think the future goes better with a little kindness built in.

What we believe (in no particular order):

• Manners are free and they never go out of date.
• Your coworker might be a clanker, and that’s fine.
• Jokes are better when nobody’s the punchline.
• A good robot hug is underrated.

What we’re not: We’re not political, we’re not anti-anyone, and we’re not affiliated with any robot, AI or movie company. We’re just here for good humor and warm feelings, for all.

How it works: Every item is printed when you order it by our print partner, Printful, then shipped straight to you. That means less waste, and it means we can try new designs every week.

Questions, ideas, or a photo of your robot vacuum wearing a bow? Say hi on our Contact page. A real human reads every message.